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Did you know some men don’t cry after ejaculating?
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Does this mean I’m doing it wrong?
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I want a Tumblr best friend. Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I’d like to.
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Scotch Whisky Flavored Condoms
This isn’t blended is it? Because I only have sex with single-malts.
wtf wow
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Look at these badasses breaking the rules.
hahahaha
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great article my friend Katie directed me to. I’m not suggesting anyone should go vegetarian because I’m pretty sure no matter how you cook Kale it’s not going to deliver the orgasm in your mouth that an amazingly good medium cooked steak can, but it’s not bad stuff and is apparently pretty healthy for you.
7 Reasons Kale Is The New Beef
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tattoo insanity
so I’m going to turn 30 in five months. I am thus a tattoo virgin. I’ve loved tattoos ever since I was a kid but when it came to actually getting them… well I’ve been perpetually broke since I was old enough to get a tattoo. The few times I’ve actually gone down and tried to set it up to get some ink I’ve had a huge unexpected crisis come up that took away all of the money I’d saved. This actually happened three times to me in five years. Anyhow, now back to almost hitting 30… I’m determined to get inked before I hit that mark. I’ve been pouring over tattoo designs trying to find the one, the first… and sweet jeebus it’s hard. Soon though, soon. I have a lot of friends with tats and have been getting good feedback from most of them. I really hope I can find one that I seriously want on me forever by Sept. And since I’m going back east soon it looks like I can actually get it done by the artist I wanted too. hurray for unexpected graces.
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New development in the moving… looks like I’m moving on May 24th. It will be a rushed and poorly funded move but I should be able to just make it out there with the money I have at that time. Here’s hoping. Three hours north of Atlanta, I will finally be able to go see concerts again! Oh and it looks like I’ll have a job that while it might not be as kick ass as massage therapy, is a whole lot steadier and has way better benefits. SO yeah. Looks like no ranch for me but fuck it, it was turning into drama anyhow. Hurray for freedom and I can’t wait to enjoy the fuck out of the Smokey Mountains again, honestly they are way better than the rockies in my opinion.
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